101 Worst Pick Up Lines
(Inspired By Doug)
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1 |
Is that a ____________ in your pocket or
are you just happy to see me? |
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2 |
Hey baby... What's your sign? |
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3 |
You don't have to worry about me... I'm
taking viagra! |
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5 |
So, You live around here? Where at? |
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6 |
Baby, I'll show you action that'll make
you limp! |
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7 |
I'm sorry... If I knew it was my pocket I
wouldn't be scratching so hard. |
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8 |
You know, The way you walk could make the
"Leaning Tower of Pisa" just another building. |
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9 |
So what's your name? Really that's cute...
Oh some guys call me... E.Z. |
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10 |
Are you lonely? I could help. |
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11 |
I study STD's, wanna get tested?
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12 |
When was the last time you kissed somebody?
I think you need a recharge. |
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13 |
Was that your bf/gf? Tell them your taken. |
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14 |
Was that your bf/gf? Really? That's good,
they didn't look your type. |
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15 |
I've only had to visit rehab twice. |
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16 |
Did you ever see that movie
"Kids"? |
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17 |
I've been working out. |
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18 |
My Dr. told me to work out. |
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19 |
I can't believe it's not butter. |
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20 |
Are you wearing pants? Drop em' right
there! |
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21 |
Oh that, It's just a gun in my pocket. |
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22 |
I've been waiting my whole life for this
moment. I've finally found you. |
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23 |
You kinda remind me of my mother? |
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24 |
Did you have plastic surgery? |
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25 |
Are those teeth real? |
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26 |
What's more important to you? Body weight
or hairline? |
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27 |
If I had to describe myself, I might have
to say... I'm decent. |
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28 |
You should of seen me when I looked like
Jay Leno. |
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29 |
Steve Buscemi? He's really not my father. |
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Dad? |
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30 |
Should I get this (shows) removed? |
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31 |
How long has it been since you've been
loved? |
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32 |
What's wrong with you? You look so horrible
back here? |
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33 |
Have you ever had dinner with a sea-man? |
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34 |
I was in a violent relationship too! |
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35 |
You couldn't believe what happened the last
time I was with a prostitute. |
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36 |
Really?! What a coincidence! I was molested
by my father too! |
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37 |
Those rape charges never followed me. |
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38 |
You are so beautiful... I got your hair...
Let it all out... You've been drinking too much. |
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39 |
Are you allergic to roofies? |
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40 |
You should see the backseat, It's so roomy! |
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41 |
What time are you going to be done hanging
out with your boyfriend... Why don't you come by after that? |
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42 |
Do you know the meaning of life? Want me to
show you? |
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43 |
If you have a boyfriend? What role do I
get? |
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44 |
Do you like me?
Yes
No |
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45 |
Have you ever played the game drunken
sorority girl? |
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46 |
What's the youngest, Guy/Girl, You've been
with? |
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47 |
What's the oldest, Guy/Girl, You've been
with? |
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48 |
Then, would you go for me, if I was like,
30 years younger? |
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49 |
You know, herpes isn't contagious.
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50 |
When was the last time you laid on your
back? |
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51 |
Is that your butt or a turkey sandwich? |
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52 |
How many times a year do you break hearts? |
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53 |
If I was a tree... (looks down) Oh wait,
Nevermind. |
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54 |
What's your fetish? |
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55 |
Wanna sit on Santas lap? |
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56 |
I'm sorry, I didn't know this park bench
was built on a hill. |
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57 |
Are you attracted to lesbians too? |
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58 |
When was the last time you had some
sausage? |
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59 |
I come from Vienna... Well at least part of
me does. |
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Meaty Love |
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60 |
Where do you find yourself... Or should I
be asking where do you wanna find yourself waking up? |
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61 |
Who is your daddy and what is his name? |
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62 |
Have you ever played the skin flute? Wanna
learn? |
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63 |
I want to get back to nature... We should
strip ourselves of clothes. |
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64 |
When was the last time you woke up and you
didn't know where you were? |
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65 |
Hitler wasn't that mean after all? |
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66 |
I just got a tattoo. Wanna see it? |
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67 |
How much for a night? |
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68 |
What room are you staying in? |
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69 |
What's your favorite number? |
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70 |
This is your life... It's ending one second
at a time. |
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71 |
Are you interested in shooting some adult
video? |
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72 |
Do I still smell funny? |
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73 |
You know, you really look like my sister |
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74 |
Do I seem creepy to you? Then why do I
always get told that? |
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75 |
My Dr. told me that I have been more
social. |
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76 |
I just got checked for STD's most of them
came back negative. |
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77 |
Do you think my mole is distracting? |
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78 |
So how close can I get to you? Without
invading your personal space? |
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79 |
Were you in "Planet of the Apes?" |
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80 |
I remember one time I watched my mom
showering. |
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81 |
Did my hair just fall into your drink? |
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82 |
My night life has just got two inches
harder. |
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83 |
You look a little like Peter Jennings |
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84 |
I make films.... (wry grin) |
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85 |
I wish I wasn't covered in my own vomit...
you really seem like someone I'd like to get to know. |
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86 |
I was once on Americas Most Wanted |
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87 |
If they're old enough to pee... they're old
enough for me. |
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88 |
Don't you hate it when your ex puts a
restraining order against you? |
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89 |
Have I seen you before? Oh wait... I think
I'm dreaming again. |
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90 |
Pinch me. |
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91 |
Pinch me hard this time. |
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92 |
Are you thinking the same thing I am? How
can I be talking to the most beautiful person I have ever seen? |
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93 |
What's that? |
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94 |
I'm not really that gay. |
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95 |
How often do you have to fight of guys like
me? |
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96 |
Do you like men? |
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97 |
Can I kiss you? |
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98 |
Let me guess your social security number? |
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99 |
Wanna leave this place? You look like you
don't fit in. |
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100 |
When was the last time you've been touched? |
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101 |
So... You want to share a prison cell with
me? |
