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I am going to rip off the late, great Chris
Farley here, so I
apologize in advance. Just imagine I am making quotation marks with my hands
and emphasizing the words by elevating my voice. Here goes. I may not
present “valid arguments.” I might not know “all the facts.” Hell, I
might not ever have been part of a “debate team.” But, I do have an
opinion and as a United States Citizen I have the freedom to express it. I
am getting sick and tired of all these “FDNY” T-shirts. We might as well
make them a national football team. I see more FDNY merchandise being worn
then any other brand of clothing. We might as well slap a 75-dollar price
tag on a pair of jeans and sell a new fragrance under the new fall FDNY
clothing line.
pretty heroic pretty For those of you who do not know what FDNY stands for, go ask one of your non-English speaking friends, laying in the back of your new Datsun king cab. Every single person on the face of the earth, and even most of the bums living like C.H.U.D.’s underground know what happened on September 11th 2001. I do not have to say what the entire fire/rescue and police department in the city of New York did in the days and weeks following the terrorist attack. I am just ashamed that some person had the idea to throw FDNY on a fucking sweatshirt and make a profit off of the worst terrorist attack in history. The ONLY people who wore FDNY and NYPD t-shirts prior to September 11th were the members, and ex-members of their respective career fields. You people out there make me sick. You are all just like the band-waggoner’s who latched on to the patriots after last years super bowl win. Unless you actually did something after the United States got attacked other then thank god it didn’t happen to you, take that fucking baseball cap with the sweat stain in it, because you have worn it so many times, that says FDNY, off your head and do something with your pathetic leech life.
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