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Since August 30, 2002 |
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8-30-02 |
Celebration! |
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And now the moment we have all been waiting
for... A damn fine webserver! Plus email for every member of our staff!
Well, except Hilly... She still needs to set up her account. But
the other emails are as follows:
cameron = cameron@emptyv.org
dr. shin = drshin@emptyv.org
dan = dan@emptyv.org
hilly =
hilly@emptyv.orgWe would like to thank Robert for his
generous donation of $0.05 !
It would of gone to the funding of our motion picture. But... Paypal and
their "service fees" took every last dime... Since it was only a nickle
they took the whole damn thing! Those rat bastards... How can there be a
service fee when they don't offer any service by taking it all
themselves? We should of charged them a service fee for using our website
for getting a nickel. (Taking mental note for future article) Maybe I'll
send them a bill for a penny and see what happens.
Other news, Umm... damn. |
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8-26-02 |
Alas Democracy! |
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I have added a nice
poll to the right of the page. Every so often we will let you decide on
things in a democratic way. May it be your favorite lunch meat to the
election of our next president. Right now you are deciding on the fate of a
girl named Hilly. Is she worthy of entertaining you or is she just another
wannabe. I won't decide for you, so click on it and tell us your opinion. If
you are finished voting, please leave a comment. Remember democracy is the
only way to devour any form of communism. |
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8-18-02 |
Free... Did I Just Say,
Free? |
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I have made some
emptyv.org window decals for your car or whatever you want to place a window
decal... I am not selling them, I am actually giving them away... If you
want ONE please email me at dan@emptyv.org
so you can get your very own emptyv.org window sticker. Email me your name
your address, phone number, how you heard of emptyv.org and what you are
going to do with your brand new emptyv.org window sticker. It may take a bit
for me to save enough money to give everyone free window stickers... but
when you get it... you will feel like richard nixon the day they cornered
him on watergate. -dan. |
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8-14-02 |
Man² |
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I am so frustrated (again) at the human race. It is for the
majority so stupid, so blinded by their own conformed non changing
stereotypical views without supported logical knowledge. I see few
truly intellectual people anymore, and it seems that when they are out
there in the open, all they can attract is pure disapproval. This
saddens me so much I can't explain. I wish to be proud of my
species. A feeling of contentment that I am in the right place for
progression and logical learning. I believe that this is so
frustrating because non thought out stupidity seems so obvious to me that
it is comical. Yet the mass majority fails to see this, and under
most cases actually agree with the most conformed, illogical views.
I was pushed to writing this evening after watching an interview on
c-span with one of the upcoming leaders of Clonaid. The first human cloning
company to go public. Of course, the majority hears the word "clone", and
instantly regurgitates hatred, fear, and "morality". Morality is in my
opinion generally another word for the execution of an action or belief
without logical explanation. Other than, "god says so", we find it
incredibly difficult to find any reasons with much logic or strong
intellectual value.
Once again the mob of the crowd takes their own stupidity and uses it
to justify the persecution of intelligence. Without any study after their
pre formed mass belief, the public believes cloning to be a room full of
identical robot-like humans all in matching clothes with cold forward stares
speaking in monotone after walking out of the star trek-like device which is
producing them. In truth the cloning process is going on daily in nature
itself. This is what "twins" are. They are one cell, which is split into
two identical cells at an early pre-fetal stage that grow into two separate
people which have the same physical makeup. Cloning is simply repeating
this process if nature doesn't. Injecting an embryo with designated DNA to
produce a twin. This is something that is in my opinion a wonderful and
beautiful accomplishment. Now mass America, perhaps you, reading this,
didn't even know that until now. And one more thing, clones don't come out
at age 18 like in science fiction movies. They grow just like everyone
else, experience just like everyone else, they are no different. Someone
has 7 babies and its "a miracle”, it's on the news, people send them gifts
and donations. Yet making 7 babies from the same cell on purpose for a
family that desires this is "bad"?
I suppose I shouldn't necessarily be surprised. This same thing
happened with the introduction of birth control, and artificial
insemination, and just about any other new technology, be it biological or
not. I suppose I just have to high of an expectation for the human's
ability for intelligence without conformity.
The people at Clonaid call themselves Raelians. They are something of
a cult, with amazingly logical beliefs, but with a "straight out of x-files"
plot line. They believe that we were created by other humans at a higher
technological level. A race of us just a little ahead. Now if you are a
typical conformed person you are already thinking, "Yeah, human's from
another planet with a higher technology...right." But right here on earth
we see examples of primitive forest dwellers who still use stone tools, and
who have no understanding of the modern world, or even it's existence. We
go in and artificially inseminate a tribeswoman and we are "gods". This
could be the explanation of the virgin mother. If she was artificially
inseminated she could have had the Christ child while still remaining a
sexual virgin. Yet Christians of today still look at the story of Christ’s
conception as a "miracle” that only "god" could perform. In any case, the
raelians seem very logical in their beliefs aside from their founder being
an ex French race car driver who claims to have been taken into an alien
ship in the mid 70's.
When will we learn to learn? To think for ourselves and filter
everything to settle on the most productive and logical beliefs no matter
how far fetched? Humanity. I wait for your advancement, one person at a
time. I’ll just drink my Jolt Cola and hope. - Cameron |
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8-14-02 |
Pony
Express! |
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We did some test shoots on both a Bolex H16
and an Arriflex (don't know the model number). Everything was shot on some
Tri-X B&W film. That will be processed and returned sometime next week
(23rd?). The shots were just a general understanding of the cameras,
never played with these ones, and a set or two... I'll try to get some of
that footage that I shot up here so everyone can see our work in progress.
-dan |
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8-7-02 |
Slap
Happy! |
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If you haven't noticed that this site has
been acting funny... Well all of the bugs have been worked out... We are
trying to get things set for a huge new thing that will get you excited.
Other news!!! We will soon be casting for something... YES, WE ARE! Guess
what, it's going to be shot on 16mm. Your chance to fame is right here! We
are shooting a short first if you do good in the short, you have a chance to
be a part of the feature. Click Here if you
Wanna Help! |
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8-7-02 |
Epiphany #546:
The Donkey in "Shrek"
was modeled after my dog... Oreo. |
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true!!!!! For all of you out there who have not had the pleasure of
seeing my little mut in action . . . she is amazing. But, that is not why
they chose my wee puppy to model the Donkey after. They were obviously
looking for a professional with more titles under her belt than Sir Gary
Coleman. They came to the right place. Now, granted, no Disney executive
came to my door, pleading for just one look at the magnificent beast, but
the likeness is uncanny. The Donkey’s trademark "weird leg thing" was taken
from the posture of wee-dog herself. The only change in the character and
mannerisms the suits at Disney changed (for political reasons I’m sure) is
the fact that Oreo does NOT, I repeat does NOT like parfaits. I told her
that speaking up on the matter would cost her a screen credit, however, she
reminded me that she is an artist first, and would not have words put in her
mouth by those evil people at Disney. She is my hero.
-Hilly |
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8-6-02 |
WRATH
OF THE FREAK |
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"Day of wrath! O day of
mourning!
See fulfilled the prophet's warning,
Heaven and earth in the ashes burning!"
-Tommaso di Celano |
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"What you talkin' 'bout
Willis?!"
-G. Coleman |
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 It was sunny, pleasant day in the town of
Hawthorne, California and Tracy Field was giddily pulling a pen from her
little blue purse. She walked somewhat nervously toward the little man at
the counter and tapped his shoulder.
"Excuse me? Mr. Coleman?"
But instead of autographs, "Our Little Leprechaun" Gary Coleman (yes, him...
Shudder...) dispensed a few "Different Strokes," to her face. The four foot
seven madman managed (with a little hop) to sock this poor woman squarely in
the eye then when she fell to the floor started to beat her viciously with
his stocky little arms and legs, a mad whirlwind of midget rage, spittle
flying from his lips and veins standing out from his sweaty little baby
face. He had to be forcefully torn off the bleeding "Normal" and should in
all fairness have been fed to a cage of week-starved weasels and gerbils.
But unfortunately for the world, local law enforcement merely dragged him
off to a waiting squad car and sedated him. He's now been booked for assault
and battery charges and will have to scour the children's section of
Wal-Mart for a miniature suit to wear in court. The little freak was
apparently shopping for a bulletproof vest before the "incident", in
connection (he claims) with his job as a mall security guard. This rabid
gnome could face a year or more in the lockup and a hefty fine (if he can
afford it, what with the already heavy lone shark and smack dealer tabs).
Here's hoping they lock the little munchkin up and throw away the key like
they have for so many crackwhores and united states senators.
- Dr. Shin |
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8-7-02 |
A
Response! Sweet Damn,
I think we grew a HILLY! |
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Several days ago, on the 31st of July. I
asked for YOU to submit any form of value to our total waste of bandwidth.
And YOU did! I suppose YOUR name is Hilly. Hilly is right now a emptyv.org
wannabe, This status will be removed once she has been reviewed by both our
viewers (that's all of YOU not named Hilly) and by our present staff. Please
send all praise and hate mail to me -
dan. |
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8-5-02 |
Hilly |
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Virgins.......everywhere!
Well, not quite, more like guilty bible thumpers in the South trying to get
back on the Big Guys side. Apparently the newest craze is to re-up your
virginity before you get married. Young women all through the "bible belt"
are tightening their chastity belts before taking the vows. What brought on
this craze of "No, not tonight sweetie."? A reporter for The New York Times
says it is due to the thought that abstinence is still the best policy. Some
of the people that choose not to get frisky (sometimes more than a year
before the wedding) say it’s due to the fact that they have slipped in their
Christian ways and want to get back to them. What does Hilly think of all
this, well, she says (after a long drag on her Dunhill). . ."Dude, sucks to
be the boys." Hilly personally thinks this is one of the most deliberate,
and manipulative moves to come out of the South since fried chicken.......mmmmmm,
fried chicken. Anyway, what about the poor men that not only have to put up
with their fiancé’s accents, but now have no nooky to help them through?
Poor bastards. I guess the moral of the story is, if you have to be from the
South. .. oh wait, there is no moral, they just don’t get to have sex. Viva
North. - Hilly |
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