As a small cub, Doyle Young knew he wanted to be involved in the entertainment industry.  Unfortunately, due to antiquated “blue laws” prohibiting mixed-species fornication, Doyle reluctantly abandoned a promising career as the cute fuzzy brown bear in everyone’s favorite pornographic films.  For the next three years Doyle worked as a stunt double for his uncle, Smokey.  After a petty disagreement that resulted in a felony arson conviction, he spent the next five years in San Juan County Penitentiary.  Following the wisdom of the Koran and choice Public Enemy records, by the time he was released Doyle X had become a militant radical.  With the Militant Radical Unemployment Index (MRUI) at a sky-high 15 percent, Doyle went back to school to pursue a Ph.D. in Nutrition at Yale Junior Community College.  With no other applicants to choose from, the head honchos at emptyv.org unanimously selected him to be the Chief Opinionst and assistant to the coffee machine repairman.  With his award-winning brand of cyberjournalism, Doyle has managed to enlighten, inform, and occasionally infuriate. 

 

Doyle currently resides in Topeka, Kansas with his two wives and three cubs.