Dr.
Shin (in the orange helmet) and Miah
on the 15th, as snow begins to fall on the mountain. We have not heard
from them since.
"Stop, drop, and roll" method
helped to save lives. |
"The first angel
sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and
they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up,
and all green grass was burnt up."
-Revelations 8:7
Just a quick update from the editor:
Here's an explanation of the shortage of new articles on emptyv. Well
first of all, Dr.Shin
and Miah (The
"World's Smartest Man©" and The World's Drunkest Man) went off
to climb a mountain a week and a half ago, accompanied by a local guide
and a digital camera. They were supposed to report from the peak, but no
word has reached us since the 15th when they e-mailed the picture to the
left over a wireless line.
Meanwhile
back at the Emptyv studios, an electrical fire on the 18th required the
evacuation of the entire staff and resulted in major property damage.
Luckily nobody was seriously hurt. With our computer network severely
damaged, we had been unable to update the site since. But we have now set
up a temporary base of operations in Dan's house, next to his extensive
rabbit cages.
Other
updates: local authorities forced their way into the home of "Doyle"
on Saturday, in order to carry out an arrest on multiple charges. The
home was found to be empty, Doyle having escaped down a tunnel which he
had then sealed behind him. He left only a note detailing a list of ways
in which the investigators had fallen short of his expectations.
"I fell into a
burnin' ring of fire -- I went down, down, down, And the flames went
higher, And it burns, burn, burns, The ring of fir, the ring of fire."
-Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire
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“I
ate too much.” –Jonathan
The
sun was warm and the wind was light when the party began. Things started
off strong with a rousing game of dodge ball played outside on the
trampoline with a giant, blue spiky ball, much too large for most of the
children to throw with their small chubby hands...
(cont.) |
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(Ed. note: due to Miah's backlog of
questions, we are sometimes unable to get them right out. Apologies to
Betty. -Jack)
Hmmm.
The Smartest Man Alive doesn’t know whether to take offense at
Betty’s question or not. Was I just called a boy? Well, the copyright
goes The Smartest MAN Alive©
so at least I have that to validate my manhood. But, my real job is to
answer questions. Dan is quick to remind me of this every time he lashes
my back with his whip. So, I’ll answer
questions... |
