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The Month of June back in 2002 |
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6-30-02 |
New Music, New Online Store |
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Oisin is still not back. I think that he's
a New Yorker, now. On the lighter side the guys from the band Ki have
released a new track it's complete and downloadable from their website.
www.kimusic.cjb.net. The song is
called Nylon, Ashlee has a voice worth money on this track. Download it and
check it out. New button on the side of this page that says Online Store,
click it, buy stuff. |
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6-27-02 |
It's been a week. |
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Another week has passed and nothing really
new has happened. The search party for Oisin has come back empty handed. If
you look at the top of this page just above our little news and abuse banner
we have an all new ad bar. Isn't capitalism just so beautiful. |
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6-20-02 |
Do You Like Tacos? |
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Nothing really happened today. Got paid at
work, bought a shower curtain and a George Forman Grill. Ron was freaking
out. Oisin is still missing in action. Is he back from NY or did the big
apple suck him in? Well Instead of blabbing about nothing. I'll give all you
loyal readers this...
www.whowouldbuythat.com a site that makes Capitalism look sooo evil. |
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6-19-02 |
The Mormon Bible!!! |
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Two Mormon Elders named Dave gave Cameron
and I a Mormon Bible today! We found ourselves chasing them down when we saw
that their license plate was from Utah. Cameron was behind the wheel. We
followed them for several blocks. They stopped we introduced ourselves,
everything was going good. Except for the fact they didn't have anything to
give us as a souvenir. No pamphlets, No Buttons, we would of even accepted
their elder badges. Cameron went so far to ask them if they had a copy of
"The Watchtower." They informed Cameron that Jehovah Witnesses are the ones
with "The Watchtower." Then Dave had an idea, he crawled into his car and
brought out a Mormon Bible. Excitement endured. We thanked both of the
Dave's and we parted ways. We drove by the mall and asked people if they
wanted a Mormon bible. We now had an extra one. People thought we were
preaching. We had to inform people that we were not Mormon so we had to make
a sign. "We Are Not Mormon," it read. People began to believe it. Now they
know that we were not Mormon but they still found that they didn't need a
Mormon bible. We found a young lady walking alone through the parking lot.
Her name was Rene, she was talking on the phone at the time to a
friend named Jose or something like that. We asked Rene if she wanted a
Mormon bible she refused, we asked her if we could talk to the person on the
phone. She handed the phone over to Cameron. He asked Jose if he wanted the
Mormon bible, he said he was Catholic and refused. Rene finally got off of
the phone with Jose and we finally convinced her that she wanted the Mormon
bible. As souvenirs we pulled two pictures out of the book and inscribed
pass it on and wrote down this website on the inside cover. In hopes that
she gives it to a friend who gives it to a friend, and everyone keeps
checking into this website to give an update on where the Mormon bible ends
up. Maybe one day it may land in the hands of somebody famous or maybe you.
If you have the Mormon bible please send a email to
dan@emptyv.org and give us an update.
We found out that she had a friend on their way to Africa so maybe over seas
travel is in store for the bible. |
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6-18-02 |
What the Hell!!! 35mm? |
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Today Phil and I were supposed to purchase
some 35mm motion picture film. But... I was waiting for my couch to roll up
to the house. So we are holding that off till tomorrow morning. If you have
noticed that I haven't updated this site for a while it's because; I have
only been able to update it whenever I get internet access. Here is your
stupid update! Enjoy, You freaking voyeurs! I should have internet access
tomorrow, I will have my phone line finally hooked up in my house. I have
watched too many hours of "The Damn! Show." My eyes are bleeding! Hmm No
stupid website today to look at... so instead, I would like you to buy a
computer from this company
www.niceguyscomputer.com he let's me host this website on his server for
free. In return, I have sold myself out... Don't you enjoy capitalistic
trade? Buy, Buy, Buy... Support Capitalism "I am trying to make money, Buy
my entertainment." Support Communism "I'm Broke, Send me money until you are
no longer rich." |
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6-12-02 |
The Damn! Show (www.damnshow.com) |
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Waco sent me my goods. I had to steal my
mothers VCR so I will be able to view my supply of DAMN! Those cats are bad
azz. If you have a sick sense of humor jump over to their website and check
out what they are up too.
To tell you the truth nothing has really
happened today. I slept. I woke up. I sit here typing. Boy, Now that's a
life. dan. |
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6-11-02 |
101 Reasons why I procrastinate the 101
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Have you ever tried to think of 101 things
for a list that relates to a single main subject. It's hard. Very hard. But
instead of my bitching I would like to inform you about Oisin, that's if you
were wondering what was going on? Oisin is in NY City right now. He's
looking at the Yankees, eating hot dogs and urinating in the streets just
like any New Yorker. He was only supposed to be in NY for about 10 days,
that was two and a half weeks ago. That's ok, he needs the vacation, but
when he gets back into town we have lots of work to do. LOTS AND LOTS. As
some of you may know I have a Producer that produces my movies. On the
internet we will call him Ron. It's not very much different from his real
name, but if you think hard, you might figure out what his real name is. He
is working on writing a book, I think I have to take his notes and create a
final draft of it... It's an exciting novel about economics and how it can
help you. More details on that are coming soon. Maybe, If you get lucky? The
book might be for sale right here on the emptyv.org merchandise page. If you
notice there isn't one yet. But if you wanna send money to feed bunny,
please click on the donation button on the left of this page. Soon bunny
will be working on the editorial staff of emptyv.org and may possibly be
have it's own column. But right now I'm working on teaching it where to go
to the bathroom, instead of my room. Until then we will just sit back and
feed it carrots. Mmm. Natures candy. Big plans ahead... The big benefit
concert... More staff members... A T.V. Commercial... And the completion of
Mimes Vs. Leprechauns. The test shoot went well except for the bear almost
eating Phil, and our mime was trapped in a tree to avoid getting mauled.
Other than that, everything went off without a hitch. I should know, I slept
through the whole event, but Phil kept me informed. (Phil filled me in as it
were!!! - Bad Pun of the day!) I will leave you with the magical and
informative website of...
check for yourself. dan. |
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6-8-02 |
The Meaning of Life In One Word... |
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bunny.
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6-7-02 |
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I am really excited, so excited in fact
that I almost wet myself... Alright here is the deal... Very soon this site
will have more staff members and a nifty button on the left that says staff.
I'm more excited about the new button then having to work with people!!! ha
ha ha! If you want to be a staff member of emptyv.org and you have something
to bring to the table, then email me here.
The first big reason why I'm excited is, I bought a new bunny! He's fuzzy,
he's small, he likes to hop, how else do you explain? He lives on the
outside balcony of my new apartment. Now that it's Friday, and I have
finally moved in and have a fully functional internet connection. I
celebrated by purchasing a bunny. His name? Right now it's Bunny. Tomorrow
it may change but I really think his name will stay Bunny for a while.
Tomorrow, about an hour and a half after I get out of work, Phil and I will
be shooting for Mimes Vs. Leprechauns. It's more like a test for make up and
the cameras. I really don't know why I am going to be there other then the
fact that I love film and I will risk my physical health to celluloid. I
hope I don't turn out to be like Cecil B. Demented. Leaving you on that note
here is a website that lets you feel better about our personal friend ebay.
www.whowouldbuythat.com a site
that shows the darker side of the internet. Ok it really reinstates the
value of a buck. dan. |
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Monday. |
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Ok it's Monday, You don't really care.
Millions of people across the country have gone back to work. Today is
actually technically my only day off of work. So for the rest of you F*ck
Off! This is an update to my homeless situation. I called my landlord and
she has informed me that my carpet has not finished drying yet. It will be
done by tomorrow! Well at least it's better then saying "the former resident
of your new apartment, went mad on Friday and shotgun blasted the hell out
of all of the walls. We need to take the time to rebuild your apartment...
p.s. enjoy the couch." To retaliate against the couch of doom, I have
purchased a mattress pad this is crap you don't really care about.
Personally, I think that this is a breakthrough to my whole self being. The
mattress pad is made of down feathers and can be bought at any local linens
and things. If you have never slept on a mattress pad made of down feathers,
you have never experienced comfort. Instead of boring you with details on my
mattress pad, I give you this... the damn scooter that made every 12 year
old ask Santa for. You won't find it in stores... but you will find it deep
in the hearts of every American child... I give you the
Ghetto Scooter.
p.s. I never used the "I've been
sleeping in a Ryder truck, in my works
parking lot" line. So you can still try it yourself so let me know how it
works. dan. |
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The Life of Dan as of 06-01-02 |
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As of today I am Homeless! Woo Hoo! A life
long dream, ok maybe not completely homeless. But I do not have a
place I can call home right now. My stuff is loaded in my parents garage and
I am sleeping on the worlds most uncomfortable couch. Hopefully on Monday,
My new apartment will be ready and I will be able to begin moving my things
into it. But right now I live on this stupid couch. It's one of those pull
out bed couches. I bought it when I was a sophomore in high school. What
else was I going to spend my bag boy money on? The bed within the couch has
these coil springs that grind into my ribs and my spine. I have more
bruises on my body from this couch than I believe Tonya Harding can bestow
on somebody. I decided that I will give my landlord a guilt trip by telling
her that I am living in a Ryder truck located outside my work. That might
increase my chances to get my new apartment cleaned quicker. I think when I
get into my new apartment I will be able to
sleep better, update this site
more, and eat better. Three things I know I need to do. I'll tell you Monday
what happens. In the meantime visit
this site it's
freaking hilarious, I ordered their super pack of videos. The guy Waco from
the show is one cool cat he's hooking me up. The site is about
the DAMN! SHOW, a t.v.
show based in Athens, Georgia. If you order something tell them you heard it
from here. dan. |
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The Movie, The Official Website |
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It's been a couple o' weeks now that this
website has been up and fully functional. I really don't have any real news
right now. Still working on finalizing the script but still working on
trying to get more funds and soon we will be looking for cast and crew. If
you are interested, or have experience in either of these fields please
email me at dan@emptyv.org. Put
something in the subject like "I want to help you on your Movie" instead of
"Look at what these teens can do." Shooting
is still scheduled for November, but some things may be happening between
now and then. We are still confident that we are still going to do shooting
in November, but hopefully dates do not change. dan. |
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The Dawn of a New Day |
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sent in by mark he read something about this type of thing in
a quarterly hacker magazine |
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